The Story of CumShot69 (Passage 25)

"Passage 25, Part 1: Once there was a person named CumShot69. He was a great csgo player and he knew many people on 4chan. However, he did not believe in Booba, or any other god. Instead, he decided that gods do not exist. One day while browsing the internet, he found a 4chan thread from 2 anonymous Shitba cultists. They were discussing how to plant a bomb in the local Sears.

''Passage 25, Part 2: CumShot69 thought this was stupid, so he decided to leave a mean comment on the thread and hopefully gain some attention. The Shitba followers thought it was funny rather than rude, and asked CumShot if he wanted to join. CumShot was bored and needed something to do, so he replied with a yes. Booba heard of this, and decided to punish CumShot69. Booba is creative with his punishments, so he decided that CumShot would have to fuck him in order to be forgiven. Booba hacked into CumShot's computer and told him about this. CumShot was stunned. "What the fuck is happening... Shit, i must have forgot to turn on my VPN" Said CumShot. Booba asked him to have sex again and CumShot had a change of heart. Booba's power made CumShot believe, and CumShot got Booba pregnant.''

''Passage 26: Booba and CumShot69 gave birth to one child. The child is known as Walter. Walter knows all and sees all and he is know by many as the 'funnie doggo', however we must respect Walter and call him by his real name, because Walter knows all and sees all and he knows where you live.''

''Passage 27: Booba and CumShot69 had a custody war over Walter. CumShot69 wanted to take Walter away from his home, but Booba wanted Walter to stay and be happy so that Walter could have a good life. Then the custody war over Walter happened, and thank Booba that CumShot69 lost the war. This would mean that Walter could stay in his rightful home. Nobody knows what happened to CumShot69 and where he went after."'' - The Passages of Booba, Passages 25-27.

The story of CumShot69 and Walter is known as one of the most important lessons in the First Bible. CumShot betrayed Booba, and the last sentence suggests that he was killed by Booba later on, which is one of the more accepted theories.